the concert FAQ

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the concert FAQ

July 2nd 1988 Oxford Plains Speedway – Oxford, Maine

Q: How many people actually attended the concert?
A: Currently, everyone who has ever lived in Maine or New Hampshire.
Q: What do you mean currently?
A: If you were to move to New Hampshire, you would suddenly remember being at the concert.
Q: That's physically impossible.
A: Read the SMB studies on human population control.
Q: What's going to happen to the characters in this book who never reappear -- like Organelle the hermaphrodite?
A: Organelle is so beautiful I would do her/him in an instant.
Q: Would that satisfy him/her?
A: Are you questioning my man/woman hood?
Q: I thought answers were supposed to be answers, not questions.
A: What?

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